Fire, Knives and Booze

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The Devil’s Donut

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Sugared Donuts / Bacon / 2 Eggs / Butter / White Wine Vinegar (1)

HEAT grill like the fires of hell (you know, on full)

LAY out bacon strips (2)

THROW under grill

PLACE small pan of water on to boil

ADD two caps of white wine vinegar to water

FLIP bacon strips

MELT butter in frying pan

CHOP donut in half and fry in butter (3)

TAKE donuts out of pan

CRACK egg and gently tip into water (4)

SWIRL water around slowly (4)

REMOVE egg from water after 3 minutes (4)

RESCUE bacon from grill

ASSEMBLE the tastiest donut known to man (5)

INSERT into your face

DIE happy as a tribute to food satan

GET the book on iTunes

THANK YOU & GO COOK YOURSELF

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Movie Posters by Ale Giorgini 

1. Pulp Fiction

2. Ghostbusters

3. Star Wars

4. Reservoir Dogs